Here we are at the penultimate episode and the gloves are most definitely off.
I’ll talk about the beginning later, for obvious reasons. Right now, let’s get right to it wit Quartz Christie, or Sparkly Snugglebutt, sits comfortably in the conference room as she calmly/cockily observes the macho pirate meatheads’ pissed off expressions over her threatening presence…more like I wanna bang that broad.
That is, until Marika shows up and unleashes her already established badassery by calmly settling the score with Snugglebutt in a ship battle between the Bentenmaru and the Grand Cross…or maybe a free for all pirate ship battle royale. We’ll find out next week.
Eventually Ironbeard shows up to retrieve Snugglebutt under the Queen of the Empire’s orders. I’m guessing Snugglebutt is either a relative or heir to the throne. Either way, she’s someone important it would seem. Marika also interrogates Ironbeard only to get a message about exploring the ends of space…or something. This show has used a lot of really cool phrases about pirates, the ocean/space, exploration, piracy and other neat stuff that would intrigue fans of both sci-fi and tales of the seven seas.
Ladies and gentlemen, do you want to know why I love the GOD given life I have been gifted with so much? Here’s one of the millions of reasons, Blaster Ririka, shooting down pirate noobs with her laser pistol,wearing a red jumpsuit. This is why I scoff at people who whine about life sucking or being boring.
They needed someone to control the electronic warfare portion of the fight, so they get Coorie, Queen of the geeks to do it. I wonder if it’s the glasses, her casually cute nerdettiness or her bottomless stomach that makes her attractive without having to show off her bodacious inner self? Maybe Miss AJ can help answer this question.
So yeah, their remix is the new “PIRATES ASSEMBLE!” radio broadcast signal. I’ll give the 1st person to come up with the wittiest line for this scene a hadnmade orange and pineapple parfait made by yours truly. Make sure it’s funny, cute, and of course witty.
Marika’s message is calm and to the point while Snugglebutt is a typical big bad’s promo of doom, if you can hear it clearly.
Next week will be my final thoughts on the show in The Mouretsu Pirates G-View. Look forward to it.
I hope to one day learn how to make mega-gifs, so I can capture the majesty of Luca posing in a bikini from the backside. Oh baby do I love me some adult women’s asses. It’s a shame I didn’t get a front shot. Oh well, half is better than nothing. Oh, and of course I squee’d at her creepy smile.
Long story short, Luca went on holiday but changed plans halfway on where she’d spend her vacation. That’s why everyone thought she was killed.