WARNING! Pointless rant coming up.
I’m not as good as “the dirtiest, hate filled blogger in the business” but I can throw an F-bomb once in a while.
So Akismet, you think you can shut me up by labeling my comments as spam? You think just because I’m one of those bloggers everyone underestimates or shuns away from that my comments aren’t worth shit? You think I’ll stand for this and not do anything about it? LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING YOU HORSE’S COCK SUCKING DEFECTIVE SOFTWARE PROGRAM FOR PUSSIES! NOBODY SHUTS ME UP! Nobody tells what I can or can’t say!
Just because I don’t watch shounen on a weekly basis, or stay away from the self proclaimed anime masterpieces the otaku mainstream drools over, or that I shoot pipe bombs about the majority of anime these days sucking, doesn’t make me any lamer than say…that guy who lives in the alleyway because he threw is life away using drugs. You want me to fucking quit blogging Akismet, you consider all my comments spam and want me to quit just like that!? Well you can kiss my sexy Caribbean ass and shove your spam proof programming right down your nostrils till it bursts out of your gut!