Wow, now that last match was certainly brutal.
The #1 rue when it comes to the Mahjong Wrestling Federation, 95% of its roster are lesbians with superpowers. We kick this episode off with some Ryuuka and Toki bonding as we see how Ryuuka invited Toki to join the Noble Core.
As we all know, most Mahjong matches are contested in Fatal Four Way rules. However, in this show’s case, there are two main combatants we should all focus on. Those two are: The Genetic Cutie, The Big Bad Hoochie Mama, Big Jugga Jump, Cakezilla herself, Kuro “The Gourmet” Cheesecake!
Have I ever mentioned how adorable bored and/or depressed anime girls are in my eyes. Just look at that face that tells us “this world is full of nothingness” and “I am a galactic deity, bow before my cuteness”.
And her opponent, from parts unknown, weighing in at a scrawny 45 lbs, Theeeeeeee Psychonaaaaaauuuuut!
The match itself was a devastating one as the Psychonaut dominated entirely. No matter how many times Kuro tried using her signature moves such as the Groth Souffle and Martyr’s Meal, Psycho would have none of it and continue assaulting with two Sights of the Beyonder (Ron), two Raven’s Curses (Tsumo) and two E.A.K.O.’s (Riichi’s).
In a sense, Toki’s play style involves her being able to predict moves ahead of time: Sort of like she can accurately predict one move ahead of time and immediately counter it with picture perfect precision.
Despite having a 10 minute stamina limit, she cleaned house with no need for desperate measures.
First match goes to the Noble Core.
Poor Kuro, devastated by her failure is comforted by her older sister, Yuu Cheesecake. Hmm, siscon? Nah. Only in my dreams.
WAIT A MINUTE: I JUST GOT AN MWF.COM EXCLUSIVE OFF CAMERA CONVERSATION BETWEEN THE CHEESECAKE SISTERS. and I quote: “I’ll avenge you now and have my fill of your delicious “cheesecake” later.” That’s no lie ladies and gentlemen, the Snow bunny is hungry for and wants dessert REALLY BADLY! she’ll be bringing her A-game to next week’s match.
Anyway, determined to avenge her sister’s loss, our next match will be between The Bunny Faced Gremlin, The Scarfed Rider, The Rabid Rabbit, Yuu “Snowbunny” Cheesecake.
vs the instigator of lilydom, Izumi o’ Haire! This should be a battle of epic proportions I must say.
Join us next week for not only this epic bout but also commentary from Ringo Cole and LBL
The whole match was just a setup for Yuu to act all big sister-like and comfort Kuro! Given that there were cameras around, the real “comfort” will occur at the hotel. ^_^
Toki’s school seems to rely on deep analysis of past matches, and applying them to a computer model. A good strategy, but utterly useless against someone like Saki. I get the idea that Yuu might be more than her data implies.
After all, she has SISTERLY LOVE on her side.
::HUGS::
Arca Jeth
I forgot to add something so OBVIOUS: Something Kuro told Yuu off camera:
“I’ll avenge you now and have my fill of your delicious “cheesecake” later.”
I went to MWF.com for that exclusive. No lie Miss AJ.
You’re correct on the flaw in their strategies. Saki is an Olympic gold medalist and has one of the most unpredictable fighting styles next to Teru’s. Yuu also promises to have many tricks hidden behind that coat of hers…besides special treats for Kuro.
Haha, I love when oneechan came all the way to avenge her imouto and her scarf is for the win.
I’m so psyched for this Sunday when we’ll get to see how good Yuu is. I’m sure she’s everyone’s favorite…and with good reason…gorgeous body hidden behind layers of coats aside.