Wow, now that last match was certainly brutal.
The #1 rue when it comes to the Mahjong Wrestling Federation, 95% of its roster are lesbians with superpowers. We kick this episode off with some Ryuuka and Toki bonding as we see how Ryuuka invited Toki to join the Noble Core.
As we all know, most Mahjong matches are contested in Fatal Four Way rules. However, in this show’s case, there are two main combatants we should all focus on. Those two are: The Genetic Cutie, The Big Bad Hoochie Mama, Big Jugga Jump, Cakezilla herself, Kuro “The Gourmet” Cheesecake!
Have I ever mentioned how adorable bored and/or depressed anime girls are in my eyes. Just look at that face that tells us “this world is full of nothingness” and “I am a galactic deity, bow before my cuteness”.
And her opponent, from parts unknown, weighing in at a scrawny 45 lbs, Theeeeeeee Psychonaaaaaauuuuut!
The match itself was a devastating one as the Psychonaut dominated entirely. No matter how many times Kuro tried using her signature moves such as the Groth Souffle and Martyr’s Meal, Psycho would have none of it and continue assaulting with two Sights of the Beyonder (Ron), two Raven’s Curses (Tsumo) and two E.A.K.O.’s (Riichi’s).
In a sense, Toki’s play style involves her being able to predict moves ahead of time: Sort of like she can accurately predict one move ahead of time and immediately counter it with picture perfect precision.
First match goes to the Noble Core.
WAIT A MINUTE: I JUST GOT AN MWF.COM EXCLUSIVE OFF CAMERA CONVERSATION BETWEEN THE CHEESECAKE SISTERS. and I quote: “I’ll avenge you now and have my fill of your delicious “cheesecake” later.” That’s no lie ladies and gentlemen, the Snow bunny is hungry for and wants dessert REALLY BADLY! she’ll be bringing her A-game to next week’s match.
Anyway, determined to avenge her sister’s loss, our next match will be between The Bunny Faced Gremlin, The Scarfed Rider, The Rabid Rabbit, Yuu “Snowbunny” Cheesecake.
vs the instigator of lilydom, Izumi o’ Haire! This should be a battle of epic proportions I must say.
Join us next week for not only this epic bout but also commentary from Ringo Cole and LBL