Thanks to Doug Walker from Thatguywiththeglasses.com for opening my eyes.
Doods, peeps, let’s face facts. Michael Bay has become rich and famous by bastardizing childhood classics and horror icons…and big explosions. I personally give up at this point. Although I saw the 1st Bayformer movie, I chose to ignore to other two and saw reviews of them instead. Anyway, point is he continues to make money with his insane twists on old school franchises and people continue to support his madness with one of humanity’s greatest weaknesses other than steroids, curiosity. We can’t help but become of how exactly Bay will destroy an established franchise and make big bucks at our expense.
So doods and peeps, I say this: I won’t buy a ticket for this movie (That’s what torrents are for) but I will give in to my curiosity and witness the racism, aliens, big breasted bimbos and explosions galore in this so called “TMNT” movie.
Besides, we’re allowing Snooki and The Situation pollute the human race by mating so might as well continue feeding Bay’s ego too.
UPDATE: Apparently Bay isn’t directly in charge of the script, and one of the original creators of the turtles was hired to work on it. I guess that lightens the load a little but unless something beyond epic proportions occurs, I’m still not going to pay to see this one in theaters.